You know you're tired when...

Tony: You know I could always get another Master's the next time I'm on shore duty through TA (basically: blah blah blah blah and also blah)

Me: Why?

Tony: I dunno

Me: You should just get a PhD.
Then you could be a doctor.
You could be Doctor Tony!
Then people could call you 'Doc'!
And you could come home from work and I could say "What's up Doc?"!
And then I could give you a carrot!

*crazy giggle starts*

Tony: I like carrots. *long pause* *blank stares* What were we talking about?

Me: I may possibly blog this.